I usually swing by the post office on Saturdays to send packages or to pick up ones that are being held there because they are too large to fit in my small mailbox.
Generally speaking when I get a slip left for me saying I have a package for pick up I know what the package is.
Well..unless I have been online buying stuff when I am drunk.
Case in point...I got a slip...had no clue what it was..go to the post office this past Friday and pick up a larger sized box.
Come home and open up ..this:
A hand painted ceramic bust of Elvis (?) marked 1977 on the bottom.
The blue flowers--yea they are glittery.
People try not to drink and buy .